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The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]
by Kairie
“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?Wrong.Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable…
Guide Me If You Dare
by sola_cola
Yuno is an unlucky part-timer working in a convenience store for Espers and Guides.That means they sell stuff that makes their store look like an adult shop.During his shift, the highest-grade aphrodisiac they have was stolen.He chased the thief, determined to retrieve the stolen Item from their store.But, much to Yuno's annoyance, he found himself in a dangerous situation with Ki Gayoon— the infamous Esper on the verge of a Rampage.How does the saying go again?'The way to an Esper's heart is th…
Reincarnated as the Villainess’s Unlucky Bodyguard
by LuLU888000
After a shocking reincarnation, our hero opens her eyes to a new (and messy) world the last thing she remembers is reading Lady Viper’s Vow, a dark fantasy novel about a cruel, misunderstood villainess and her path of doom. But when our protagonist finds herself reborn right in the heart of an attack, she's moments away from a second, way-too-soon death. Just as she's about to face the end, a mysterious “system” pops up with a single mission: Level Up or Die Trying. It’s bossy, snarky, and her n…
Reborn As Lucky Star
by Counting Mushrooms
The cultivator blessed with good fortunes but known to lead a slothful life was reborn again as Chloe Jones. Upon birth, she was shunned for being born a girl and abandoned by her family. What a pitiful life! Fortunately, she was taken in by a poor family in the village. She thought she would stop leading an idle life in this life, but that was until her senior brothers from her previous life showed up. Among her senior brothers, one was the king of the law industry and another was the wealthy …
Transmigration: Getting Rich with My Space and Supplies
by Dong Qiao Wang
As soon as Rong Yan entered the book, it was a bloodbath.Faced with a deathly hellish start.She ended up with Liu family's slacker gang.And the people coming to catch the cheaters were just a few minutes away.One step forward, an abyss; one step back, into the dragon's den.Rong Yan: Wow, this is thrilling!***Fortunately, she has a space with trillions of resources, otherwise, this house would be empty.She genuinely felt like she could die on the spot.But what's with the control group?Her man is …
Global Lord: Start with Divine Favor
by Lucky Divine Selection
All people traverse into the Otherworld, becoming Lords, battling for survival.Here, Knights, Nuns, Griffins, and Giant Dragons defend the light of order.Meanwhile, Green Skins, Undead, Beastmen, and Demons are gathering, preparing to launch the next attack.This is a world of Darkness and bloodshed, a world where Demons and Magic coexist. A world on the brink of extinction, filled with war fires and death.Amidst these raging wars and tense standoffs, it is also an era of emerging Heroes, who val…
My Dear Wife, Please Be Gentle!
by Little Onion
The new book "Fierce Farm Wife: Husband, I Have Medicine" has been released, welcome to dive into the new world~ Transmigrated as a bride bought for just One Tael of Silver, and ugly and foolish too! Just married, and the man broke his leg, could this be the legendary transmigration welfare? Damn it, already unlucky enough, and now there are even more problems with dreadful relatives! Qiao Duo'er slammed the table and stood up to drive away all kinds of demons and monsters, and hence her fierce …
Unlucky?Player
by Myth_7754
Nyctophobia. Intense fear of the darkness or of the Night. It was unexplainable, unfortunately, Luke had no real reason or understanding of what caused this. He was called the unluckiest man alive, but at the same time, he had the ability to conquer most of what was thrown at him. Bored of what this reality had to offer him, Luke was ecstatic to see what Gensis2076 would show him.It was a VRMMORPG created by genius scientist Kenny Smith. It was a game like no other, it was more than realistic. L…
Rebirth in the 60s: A Path to Counterattack
by A Delicate Hand Paints a Dream
'Dregs' reborn, aiming for a harmonious marriage, children gathered around the knees, and to beat up the scumbags and promiscuous women!The timid and unlucky her, turned life into a sigh, also causing that person and her children to become tragic figures.Reborn, she wants to engrave strength into her bones!Disasters one after another, difficult to fill the belly?No fear, with our Plant Ability in hand, seeds can turn into rice ears in minutes, and white rice and flour can be made at will!Ungrate…
Legendary Necromancer: My First Summon is the Undead Dragon
by DepressedMage
"From death to becoming the master of death, that's my story"[... ]Jake never got a break. Born unlucky, lived cursed, and died alone—struck by lightning on a rainy night. That should’ve been the end.But fate had other plans.In the space between life and death, he meets the goddess of Karma and Fate, who admits his entire life was a mistake—her mistake. To make amends, she offers him a second chance in a brutal new world ruled by magic, martial arts, and monsters.Before he's sent off, Jake draws…
The Challenge of a Farmhouse Son-in-Law
by Cherry Blossoms Falling
The village girl who was close to death from illness was about to marry, and her suitor was a strong and hearty hunter.Having time-traveled to a poor and backward mountain village, she had resigned herself to the lack of three square meals a day, but was her new body already halfway into the grave? What's more curious was that someone still wanted to marry her despite being on her deathbed?Driven by curiosity, she went ahead with the marriage, eager to see who the unlucky sap was who'd lose his …
The Legendary Janitor
by An_Ineloquent_Pen
Most people don't choose reincarnation.Reincarnation finds their way to them.Perhaps they did something great in their life.Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.A new life where everything changes for the better.But...Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.Pulled out of his life randomly.Taken by a…
The Obsessive Tycoon Claims the Deserted Heiress
by Difficult to reach the galaxy
It is said that the second daughter of the Yu Family is an Unlucky Star who only appears once in ten years, born with a lowly status and astonishing stupidity.Everyone mocks and bullies her, avoiding her like the plague, except for Master Shi, the famously aloof and distant ice sculpture of the Imperial City, who believes he has found a treasure.The first time Yu Zhi met Shi Wei, she thought he was a cold and abstinent CEO.After spending more time with him, she realized he was actually a paranoi…
unLUCKY
by Cursed_sin
{ON HIATUS cause I realised I’m better at 1st POVs instead of 3rd POVs}What to expect:•OP MC (Challenges? Yes.)•Romance-ish (Don’t read for Mwahmwah but for Bang-Slash; OOF!)•Cool Villains! (Cool)—>(sunlight reflecting off of glasses!!!!!)•Cool powers! (Cooler)—>(…just read the book bro..)•Cool fight scenes! (Coolest)—>(powpowpow!)•Geophysics that makes no sense!(i don’t like geography and physics!!)•Sadboi MC! (He still goes to school!!! \_[+m+]_/)•Multiple POVs! (MC is main boi tho!!!)•No unne…
The Unlucky Vampire Found His Lucky Charm
by 26stars
Yang Liu was an unlucky vampire who was abandoned by his family and was forced to live alone in Beijing. He no longer believed in love because love had hurt him and ruined his life completely. He also didn't want to treat the wound because he no longer believed in good fortune. His life was just full of misfortunes.Zhou Yongliang was a cheerful boy who moved to Beijing to fulfill his late grandfather's last wish. He was a lovely boy who could easily attract other people's attention. He had never…
Tyrant of the Ruined Sun
by AkA
Alexander was the greatest tyrant in history. His cruel, brutal and vicious reign struck fear in his enemies and allies alike. But that all ended when he was betrayed by his own people and beheaded by his archrival. As Alexander's consciousness faded away all he could think of is all the faults he made, how he could have avoided them, how unlucky he had been, and his wrath and unwillingness to die at the hands of the man he hated most!But unexpectedly he was given not only the answers to these q…
Unlucky¡
by melonjustchillin26
An unlucky girl, nicknamed - Melon. Shares her life stories with you guys!
Divine Lucky Star
by Chen Ji Tang Hong Dou
"The Fortune Dice has found its host. Initiating change in world setting"Wang Hao obtains a weird dice by accident and transmigrates to a parallel world where everything in the entertainment industry is completely different.There are six fortune attributes on the dice, Extremely Unlucky, Unlucky, Normal, Lucky, Extremely Lucky and Divine Luck, each lasting up to 24 hours."Rattle —" Wang Hao closes his eyes and throws the dice on the table. When it finally stops spinning, he takes a closer look a…